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you brothers Why is there such a consensus, in two decades, not every year before the Danian twenty-nine wage arrears, which is how to form a habit?
One person (special member):
three hundred thirty-six thousand, Sun Donglin East by the West and error, finally the day before New Year's Eve, to this account a lot of points of conscience released 60 farm workers to the people's hands, and although the bill has been lost, no credentials, but the workers took the amount of money before his death and his brother Lin Sun said the number of water almost the same.
Moderator:
Sun water forest workers:
1989 and 2009, 21 years, had never owed wages. In 1991, the business is losing money, he made loans to get the wages.
Moderator:
Sun Donglin:
(Play video)
may chat with us today, or will inevitably mention that the sad thing, please bear with me. I want to know is that when you are in a car accident scene found below the trunk of 26 million dollars spare time, how do you judge, it must be the first brother of a last wish, must take the money sent down?
One person:
brother Sun Donglin:
In addition, from the perspective of dignity, now in the labor panic, do not move up a lot of business people, many business owners wondering what should or should not go in years ago, when people want wages of when you deal with is how to leave the workers? If you like a brother to warm towards them will be years after the hire workers? Of course, this is just one factor in the. So I think dignity is mutual, and when you give people dignity when others will also, when you most need to give you dignity.
Sun Donglin:
Sun water forest workers:
do not think this would become part forever, as icy highway in Henan province was a major highway accident, more than 20 vehicles rear-end, my brother Sun Shui-lin Unfortunately, a family of five were killed.
Iwamatsu, when I connect with the Donglin process, you frequently in the nod, what is the best touch you?
One person:
Sun Donglin:
Moderator:
decades of brotherhood, a pair of workers so affectionate Remembrance of New Year's due to the old salary, life without debt owed to the next life,
She is 19 years old this year, and now his brother has died, then who will take care of her do next?
accident when my brother I told my brother, let him go in peace, I told my sister in law, brother, I great niece, 22 years old, just college graduate, prepared for the years to participate in the work, and my three nieces, nephew still small, just junior high school, I asked them to take a five peace of mind, there uncle, I'll give two old filial must educate their children, to be like her father did, when dealing with others, worthy of their own conscience, but also to teach her to treat people. I will.
Moderator:
Explanation:
1989 years, has been working for six years out of the water Lincheng Li Sun, his construction team, began contracting projects, and finally his brother Sun Donglin also works together with his brother, in time for the Danian before wages of migrant workers sent to the hands of the brothers unwritten agreement.
Moderator:
now my niece with my aunt to Kaifeng, and came six days.
Hello, Hello Li, white teacher is good.
swirling snow, the way home quite innocent.
Yes, actually made more than 300 million dollars, Sichuan, Hebei, Henan, Inner Mongolia, rushing home from work, when, from the end of November gave They paid cash, of which hundreds of thousands of poor eight miles of our village, and from a little too close to home when the New Year money easily.
Explanation:
I think this society in the integrity of the building, in the dignity of the building, needs a positive effect of interactions, rather than unilaterally pay and other-defeating, so the need for a positive effect of interaction, everyone not to complain about other people, starting with ourselves.
Explanation:
Moderator:
Sun Donglin:
Moderator:
Without this accident, water, forests and Sun Donglin Sun two brothers, will be the same as before the New Year at home put on the banquet, all the work of migrant workers with his brothers brought together the year's wages settlement, perhaps the crowd dispersed after the two brothers would go chat with this year's bit by bit, looking forward to a new year of life.
(Play video)
Moderator:
two brothers also in wages after the occurrence of this life and death Relay, The word most people through television, newspapers, extend to the attention of ceremony, while the brothers, Huangpi District Steering Committee will be building of spiritual civilization, Province, Heavy medal, winning the brothers business Relay also wages of
Moderator:
Sun water forest workers:
read this story, I believe no no emotion, no one not moving. Iwamatsu, you moved out of the outside, why is the value of this story continue to be amplified, the background is saying what kind of relationship?
what he said hurry home, I said not that good yet, tomorrow morning, four or five starting it? He said no, that tomorrow the snow on the roads can not go home, and that when the time New Year's Eve, and poor workers' money, inappropriate.
Explanation:
you do not worry?
poor not by much, how much difference how much I make, never to see the wages of time will give you that number, and even books can not find it.
Sun Donglin:
is, I think that first moved back from this with a great sadness, the sadness comes from the brothers room. We imagine, in the New Year's Eve, he was to go home as soon as possible, his brother advised him to go that you come later, no, he said New Year's Eve, I put the wages back to people . The results of this brother in the car at home a family of five were killed, but the same as the Relay, after his brother arrived at the scene, not to be a long, open 15 hours turned the car back to Hubei, the money owed to migrant workers all the money also, I think this is the first, moving from a great sorrow and affectionate brother.
2010 ? 2 ? 26 ? CCTV Welcome to
why you did not make 26 million, the maximum amount as a payment, but with all the migrant workers speak, you say how much I made.
Sun Donglin:
is the sad result of, or tired?
Explanation:
I guess it 260,000 is not enough, I tell them that you first ... ...
Sun Donglin:
Moderator:
Sun Donglin Sun Shuilin brother, a construction business in Beijing, Wuhan, hired some of the villagers. In order to catch up before the New Year's Eve, wages paid to men workers, to raise his brother Sun Shuilin 26 million trek footer car back home in Wuhan. Day of the twelfth lunar month twenty-six is ??Sun Donglin last and meet his brother.
I think you should explain this is particularly necessary, because inevitably we may want to follow the logic of the story, the good rewarded.
pick up the money for migrant workers:
I think before the Chinese New Year this year, we have seen, with the leaders of the message from inside the dignity of such words. I believe this year it will become hot words.
Sun Shui-lin in the hearts of both brothers, both the fellow, and some ten years, some even 20 years, those who follow the Sun who work outside the forest water, no matter what difficulties, sick money rule, money can not be stolen New Year's, Sun Shui-lin will be shot help.
yesterday Sun Donglin Kaifeng Municipal Public Security Bureau received a high-speed traffic police detachment to produce the autopsy report, his brother Sun Shui-lin family of five, all fatal car accident injuries. Grief, only way he felt relieved that his brother during his lifetime did not have time to issue to workers wages, he has finished his all for his brother.
Sun Donglin:
hear it, your voice is hoarse, and health?
good thank you, take care and health. Please also accept our greetings, thank you.
Explanation:
Sun Donglin twisted trunk in a car accident scene discovered the 26 million owed to his brother before his death does not stick to the old New Year's annual salary, life is not the principle of debt owed to the next life, Sun Donglin determined to a certain brother asked to complete the wish, the farmers on time and finished his wages, his brother and brother have been Tianrenyongge, but not wage a life and death, but this began Relay.
Moderator:
a special trip to return home, only to stick to two decades of commitment and trustworthy, but do not want a brother five suddenly a car accident.
Explanation:
someone to say, God is unfair, how to put such a good brother took it. Flip side, perhaps God saw that he was twenty years so people do insist on moving, so such a special way, and suddenly all his good show in front of the public in the future he can live for long In memory of all of us and touched them.
end of the year when the wages to the workers to settle, even if not enough money, the brothers will try to scrape together.
second moved from a kind of comparison, I think nearly two months each year in the two months, we will see a variety of payment of wages, wage arrears and discussion to pay the news, in which a series of such news, the same as the Relay, but my brother has been killed, and this case, the firm again has to pay someone else's hands, but with a conscience, I think this one kind of moving, of course, become very scarce, and therefore more moving force.
brother Sun Donglin:
just when I asked Sun Donglin, why do you dare to talk to your brother about these migrant workers, how much money you say I will give you much money, he said that we are more than ten years, familiar, no one would report a imaginary number, how do you see this familiar?
We certainly hope that he become a role model, but our hearts will be very clear, expect all of them become good people, it is not possible, it is not caused by a protection mechanism, so that each workers are owed wages are not, so how can we not be bad people, it is very important. So the more today, like brothers when we are faced with such a good man, the more emotion, we must establish a system and monitoring mechanism, so a lot of business owners and contractors are not as bad, otherwise the contrast too sharp a.
integrity brothers, Lutheran brothers, this is a compliment that people gave the brothers. Iwamatsu, in addition to the title, in addition to praise is also still convey some other information?
body pretty good, that is, a little voice with voice over.
In fact, there are also familiar unfamiliar. Many people say, probably because familiar, but his whole contracting team, who can not just home, there are many, as have said, Hebei, Henan, Inner Mongolia, etc., far enough away, he wages have been the first end, and he felt back home, the rest of the group can go home again knot.
Sun Donglin:
two decades. I have also seen reports that in fact 26 million, compared to the bulk under a small head, the bulk are made anymore. To this head also must be rushed to the twenty-nine before it?
brotherhood, dying, face more than 60 migrant workers in the face of his brothers during his lifetime wages owed under 330,000 yuan, just experiencing a life to death brother, what will make choice? Tonight,
the morgue door open, you see, see the five, all my family relatives. I was out to the morgue, so deep snow outside, I fell to the ground, never breathed a few minutes.
I think as soon as possible, because these days we also provide the police to Kaifeng, a lot of convenience, in all ways for us to coordinate proceedings in very complicated , I hope as soon as possible, hoping the police can help Kaifeng.
your brother has a daughter, now in the home, her current situation how?
Explanation:
but could not find his brother left the bills, and Sun Donglin do not know how much money sent to each person, do not even know who to send money. So Sun Donglin collar wages for workers relying on memory, we say how much money he gave much money.
One person:
brother Sun Donglin:
but no one wants to see such an outcome, but such a bad process is a good show, we must replace it at an angle to comfort all the people being moved. But I think just moved, again, moved to tears not enough left, you will have even a little angry sometimes, for those who are still owed wages and salaries of workers who look like brothers, I think we can continue to to go play him constantly tell others to listen to the story.
Sun Donglin:
One person:
I know you're still cooking her brother's funeral, the funeral day now settle down yet?
Moderator:
must be in the twelfth lunar month 29, the workers 'hard-earned money sent to the workers' hands, so that they satisfied staying over 30, eat dinner, This is our commitment to their own conscience.
Moderator:
various reasons for it, in particular, very sad.
Sun Donglin:
video connection SUN Shui-lin's brother Sun Donglin
made 260,000 yuan hair gone, and from the card I sent out 30,000 dollars, is not enough, my mother has come up with an upstairs million dollars, made enough, I called my family took 36,000 came back to say that all fat enough, everyone does not owe a penny.
Sun Donglin (Sun Shui-lin's brother):
Moderator:
see this story, in addition to moving, shocking, I also think of a word is the 60 dignity of migrant workers, in fact, make our society, our common experience into a kind of dignity.
not, this is my brother ten years, even twenty years, from 1989 began with us doing a bunch of.
One person:
now care of the funeral for his brother went to Kaifeng, the Sun Donglin already online, we now connect him, and let the audience know him more. Donglin Hello.
is a very rustic feeling, may not have evolved into what kind of truths, we use good faith, or how, it is a habit, two details available to everyone: a detailed, in fact, may be with just his voice hoarse, very hard, and did not go completely unclear. In his 13-year-old, he went to work together with his brother,Authentic Beats by dre headphones, 13 years old, did 11 days straight, did not get a penny of wages, and to his brother gave him a deep imprint in the future they have the opportunity to When the contractors when the brothers decided will not owe any money has gone; second detail is the editor in the afternoon we called him, when asked to do when her brother's funeral because he had a car accident place away from home, in Henan, only in the local office, he said Sixteenth day. Let's editor asked him why, his answer is very simple, he said, many people will view my brother, my brother goodbye, but they should come back after New Year, so I arranged in the sixteenth. But does that mean as a brother, he will keep in Kaifeng, a totally unfamiliar place, so the behavior is very simple, it puts you in the back, to be honest, you see goose bumps all up, I should feel very, very tribute to him, to pay tribute to them.
I think this is a good man posed by the moving story of a people, and become good people, with their own is good, it also has a similar kind of experience has gone, thus creating a kind of insisted on.
brother in heaven but also peace of mind, which I do.
that you do not worry about someone so much the number of reported some of the money it?
of February 10 this year, is the twelfth lunar month twenty-seven up. In a few days will the New Year, is full of festivity. However, on a highway, but a car accident. In The accident among a family of five were killed, a great tragedy, but accidentally left us a bright end, there are endless emotion it brings people first to understand the story.
Moderator:
Chia brother's story gives us a very rich heritage, a wealth properly appreciate this, I think the two brothers is also a feedback Chia .
Moderator:
Moderator:
Sun Donglin:
cooked is easy, the same town, we do not owe. But we first want to see, he does not owe unfamiliar, twenty years, you think he would take the partisan with an acquaintance to do? Certainly not. But indeed be cooked, which in turn will lead to another move, pay back wages, is already full with the other's conscience is, but to go with his brother when he was one, did not generally limit the number of poor, almost is almost , so I feel good and when people get along, people will Care.
Moderator:
Sun Donglin:
can say I told my brother, we are already working, the first few years we have been working, in 1989 we go it alone, we know that hard work, some money is not easy, especially in hard, dry year, and expect to go home, chattering away a good year, usually after a fifteenth on and get out, out very hard and I especially can understand, my brother better understanding, I started to follow my brother. Till 2003, when Beijing said to open the Olympic Games, and my brother said, no you go to Tianjin to develop it, then just Metallurgical Group Corporation China Metallurgical as a project, my brother all the best workers, transported to Tianjin , unfamiliar to Tianjin to Tianjin to get there. Not my brother's support, I do not afford the time nor the opportunity that he can go it alone.
we began in 1989, two brothers alone, never said that the first thirty years of the twelfth lunar month the workers owed money, twelfth lunar month 29 of the night, we brother both a Kaner, to the wages of migrant workers a Kaner 20 years.
inside at the dignity, we must first think of this brother, we can not just be moved, when moving in for what he has done, for example, his niece, as well as the contracting such a good brother team in the future should be what kind of support.
Explanation:
these people have such a big thing, I do not think the wages. I have no intention to the wages, but his brother said, the money is returned to you, your hard-earned money to work for one year must give you.
brother Sun Donglin:
wages count as I was too poor to have medical treatment, he took me to the hospital is not that special someone to care I, to the end of the year I end up with both accounts.
Moderator:
is one of our two, we did not point to each other, that is, 12 people around a table and put the television, (New Year) and happy to prepare for the coming year the new year, when the year is the most comfortable.
in his work on the site, if it rains, the weather can not work, he called his home to put us, playing cards, ah, the evening drinking in his home for dinner.
1. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, his wife went to the toilet to stay half a day, so several times, her husband would have asked his wife: toilet brush! No other meaning you wanted a meal.
female: Please what I eat? What grade? What price?
M: As long as the city hotel with sister compliment your point.
Woman: Really? Will not it?
M: I believe my brother have the strength. .... Woman: Well, you do not afraid point.
M: As long as my sister would see his brother immediately honored. That going?
woman: go to your house, so sister-in-law cook food.
3.'s wife: her husband, tomorrow is the fifteenth day, of us to see light, stroll to accompany the feelings of support to accompany raising it! Oh
Cardiff: We two do not accompany emotional support, and deep enough, and then deep to magma had met.
Wife: Well! life if one day I can not take care of themselves, you can do to take care of my whole life? .... Husband: If you love me deeply, I believe you will not use my care, I am afraid of drag !
Wife: You! ! Ah!!! //// 4. School fifth grade teacher assigned essay, entitled: Write a tug of war. Requirements: must have been the beginning of the end.
a student reads:
This afternoon we held a class and second class tug of war. (Beginning)
pull over in their class, our class pulled in the past. (After)
Finally, our class won! (End)
very angry after watching the teacher, in his book and drew a big circle. And wrote a comment: too short! The students pay again
essay becomes:,
This afternoon we held a class and second class tug.
pull over in their class, our class pulled in the past. Pull over in their class, our class pulled in the past. Pull over in their class, our class pulled in the past. (Written ten times)
Finally, our class won!
5. the classroom, the teacher sternly beautiful woman explained to the children: Such as Xiao-Ming, please use the
Xiao Ming: I am not very good economic conditions at home, only 40 square meters of living breast.
teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... ... ... ... not for this one.
Xiao Ming: I have to skip school every day in front of my house a cleavage.
Teacher: (weighs) ... ... No ... ... to find another.
Xiao Ming: ... teacher, I really could not think of. My nipples want broken.
teacher: ... ...
6. a bus, a girl can not stand the hot bus, while her people do not pay attention, Discovery stealing clothes zipper down the back, and she has a cool feeling She again zipper pull. Soon she felt hot, pull down the zipper again. It's that pull down several times. Girl standing behind the man spoke: an egg. This morning, one peeling an egg is bad, just like the waitress said: voice shouted: Miss shouting the sentence: At this time, the restaurant director came up to the waiter: sentence: Saw a woman looks dignified, graceful, so off to indecent assault her.
met the girl, hurriedly shouted:
stomped the woman in the car: Buddhists, parents do not agree. The man had to listen to persuade the woman to study Buddhism, an early, quasi-parents-praise.
over a period of time, parents asked the man to her current situation, she said he had believed in Buddhism. So the parents said: Peugeot is moving woman, but her digestive system is not very good, so often fart. That day, the bus Xiaoqian and put a fart ... ... a classmate standing next to her trabecular once said: .
However, not a moment Xiaoqian again ... ... another student a small river also went on to say: eyes.
However, she could not help but put a super sound, super smelly fart ... ... At this time, there is a student Chen quickly cut in and said: .
One said: far, did not see. I quickly opened in the past, and saw sign that read: ditch in front, please bypass. can be just read, I did not react, the car carrying the man fell out . ; man suddenly looked daggers at him, said: I too like this beauty? You almost want to see pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you Give me a break me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole seen in the foraging of the weasel, said: : Dragonflies do not trust the mother asked: she to do?
Dragonfly: That was singer Oh!
Dragonfly mother: singer? Ago a tunneling!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ant: good! you I wait to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both feces shell dragonfly of the welfare lottery, a feces shell dragonfly: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles of award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
B feces shell dragonfly: Ah Tai Su! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male to female butterflies butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: couple in hibernation. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, we say nothing in this life even think about!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
TMD If you dare to use the carrot as bait, I flat die!
(a) a drink to go home village into the wrong pen, the sow lying beside said: Wife: Give me a glass of water, sow hum a hum, the village head said, do not chant will not fall down , Caesar what Johnson. Readily touched, said: buy leather you, or double-breasted it.
(b) of the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked:
(c) of the day, a barber put a beat to sell candied fruit, and to the police station the police asked the barber: Why did you beat to sell candied fruit? My barber said :***, perm in the house, he shouted out children, I really envy you, so fast. Mrs. A: Ancient Nepalese pound cat! Startled foreigners, even the elderly will be a foreign language! Donated its chocolate, dried sweet potatoes the old lady thought it was, said: I Laiwu there! Foreigners fainted!
(f) butterflies to bees, said: You're a petty, packed in a sweet belly but are reluctant to give me a bee said: Well! I said it, you two antennas on his head so long Why do not message me it.
(g) {peer} love beetles and mosquitoes, beetles: The. Wife: ten, her husband: the whole it? Wife: it is too early, others do not sleep! I asked ten o'clock it? Wife: eleven in the whole bar.
(i) the couple fighting, put a pillow thrown downstairs, a beggar just passing through, Jinki, then flew the next quilt, beggars ecstasy, wiping away tears, rushed upstairs shouting: upstairs brother, I pray, that woman has dropped to come.
(x) Wife: night is not trying to Events? Husband: the old thought, his wife: not allowed to say that tired after work that night not the spirit, can not fool get away, her husband: a must, wife: for that night, my clothes are washing it.
(k) a young woman out the trash, accidentally slipped in the garbage heap, about getting up, by a scavenging old man in his arms, feeling the old man said: people just do not live in town, Do not say such a good wife, do not the.
(xii) a sudden change NPC toe green, miracle-working doctor diagnosed cancer, so the removal of a few days, two toes become blue, the removal of three days later, the whole foot becomes green, had to switch to large hospitals, and finally expert consultation diagnosis: socks fade.
an agricultural town to catch a donkey, donkey red light, fined $ 10. Drink donkey farmer: Farmer is more gas: Farmer rage, shouted: Farmer fire: Farmer tears Road, . Farmer said: ;
secretary called to her husband: CEOs these days I want to go to Beijing for a meeting to call her husband
lover: My wife was not at home these days, with me Valentine's called counseling students: the teacher something these days, closed
students called Grandpa: these days not in class, you play with grandfather grandfather to the Secretary
phone: Beijing can not go, and grandson asked me to accompany her husband to call the Secretary of
: CEOs suddenly something not to Beijing for a meeting of the
husband to lover to call: my wife does not go , another time to counsel students call
lover: as usual these days!!!
students to call Grandpa: 555 teacher said usual these days ;
grandfather to the Secretary of the call: or go to Beijing it, you are ready to prepare
3. a beggar knocked on the window said: Give me some money.
Mr. read, said: give you a cigarette it.
beggar said: I do not smoke, give me some money.
, said: I car have beer, you drink a bottle bar.
beggar said: I do not drink wine, give me some money.
, said: That way, I take you to mahjong, I pay you betting, win your.
beggar said: I do not gamble, give me money.
, said: I'll take sauna to enjoy on the train, and I take you back, let my wife see: a non-smoking, no drinking, no gambling, no prostitution a good man can be mixed Chengsha Yang!
4. from the police academy Mr. Zhang graduated two years of marriage, the wife always felt some strange, suspected his wife was having an affair. day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same: Zhao Xiong asked you to help me do something. Over 2 hours, snail not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck do not come back I would starve to death! When the door came the snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had!
day, the cattle to the donkey out of a problem, ask Donkey brains, or could not answer. Cattle curse: the first ass really, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, finally picked up a big project, made a thirty meters chimneys, two months duration, cost three hundred thousand, but to Loaning. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, to be criticized, to die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a police came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
5. Some say, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong cake and two cans of chicken sea
end, they went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, finally arrived! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment standard
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: must wait for me back! can not go back on Oh!
turtle mother: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
pie is ready to open out to eat ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his head ... ...
son of a bitch: opener? I waited twenty-five years, I have to wait until the end
to be now! I hate most people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Dad, why do I Name three gold inside it?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, and some life in the lack of wood called a forest. small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in the lack of what?
7. a couple friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
for men said: I Faculty Valley birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the > Woman: not unlike the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, not hear!
8. turtle injured Let snail to buy medicine. over two hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious curse: fuck do not come back I was dead! when the door came the snail's voice: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody raising a pig, trouble, abandoned , then return pork to know a few abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call his family, asked: body, the ants were all fell down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants called loudly, crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was lost asked: No, ah ... ... the sentence: : ;
I am writing this letter slow, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next week 2 times the rain, the first under the next four days the second time three days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had a great time in heaven well, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you bitter?
our delicious beef noodles here , another day you come with us to the West Street restaurant to eat hot pot!
your sister to be born Goddess, because they do not know a boy or a woman, we do do not know what you want to be uncle or aunt!
I send you the clothes you received it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so the buttons cut up In clothes pockets!
is late to write here, I am free to play here, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very uncomfortable!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a digestion poor patients to the doctor complaining: I recently very normal, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.
18 . someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: ~~~~~~ quietly point to see me mix his foot cut into four sections to their own playing mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put his cut into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die! . said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the table and then snail .. .. .. after a while they see a turtle on ants .. he said: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. Ants up after the snail .. .. see above for his phrase , a fire, the father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very tense in the house shouted: .. Come out - have a fire,beats by dr dre solo hd, but also stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish bait, he changed the pieces of bread - the same long time did not fish on the hook - no way - he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. at the same table cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and have continued to nose forced inhalation nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language teacher suddenly turned a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver met a bath down to earth, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, this tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside to take a bath to wash ..... 28. Xiaoming toilet back to the classroom with a teacher said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all eat shit grow up
31. I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to part identification, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is the last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! it? nurses, injections of the fortune. telling the master said: You, the first half doomed, no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later life you get used to a person's life
37 . someone to eat beef noodles do not see a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine rats, go down three steps on; mice drinking Japanese sake, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted:
he died.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool cool Ah ... Ah ....'
passersby puzzled. asked: 'What are cool A. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just back to his wife and shouted: impulse, we still a long road! Chief carpool with elevator, the Secretary put a fart after chief said: You all can not afford to be magnanimous thing, should you use? Dear why I am so okay! The very creative, ugly is not my intention, God do not get angry, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ... 45. to go hiking with friends, to the summit, a girl beautiful mountains and rivers face shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46 . before I bought two puppies, called the face! to a voice: and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, and some that you like the gorilla, too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. Panda birthday, on We said: I promised two wishes, one can cure my black eye, the other is hope that a color photo
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, snails, butterflies married. bees puzzled: he Where the butterfly better than I answer: whatever the outcome, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory
52. an elephant in the bath one day and suddenly there is an ant came to this elephant that you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see is not what you wear to steal
53. production team bought the only jackass, but a few days later he died. just a mare in heat. production team of staff on call to go on a business trip production team captain. , but the jackass is dead. is to buy the first jackass or you come back? disgusting things
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor I was not intentionally make things difficult for you?! !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, I can tilt the Earth! 57. See the to the cafeteria Dafan hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, You three conditions, the bat said, What is it? Toilet fly: different phase for the plan, eat in good dim light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore year, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, capped with the girls asked: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all fell to the bed.
61. classmate of a boy to take a sheng nicknamed Panzhu girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next day in class, teachers in terms of: nicknames, can not someone like Han on Jiaosha it? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, look, I was undercover!
seven Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk solemnly toward the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying ashore.
Journey sigh: Leadership IQ ah
monk can not go beyond four to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So monk said, and everyone to answer, not answer the jump.
Monkey: Monkey, the sky a few sun ah?
Goku: a.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars ah?
. . . .
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. The way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they continue to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the People's Republic was established it?
Goku: 1949.
Monkey: give you a hand.
Monkey: Drifting, liberation war, ????? ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you a hand.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people is the name of what?
...... but only from a Pig jumped down.
third, four of them and to travel by plane, and the way they had an accident.
this time, Journey said: Master, you do not ask, I jump.
then plunged into the stream.
monk hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You not seen his mother naked ah! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Hongtao encounter foreign visitors a day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: ... ... One day, asked his family to eat: cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it we are not natural it!
7. and friends to the top of Taishan sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: when the distance was Tizhaokuzai out curse: Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reborn.
2. A friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, and my heart can be happy, to follow the call:
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A boy crush on a girl and blow the courage to ask the girl what boys like
.
5. Day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master, and so I suddenly famous ah ~
passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Wukong. You do not chase the
6. Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Some students really do not understand, angry on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him: Beautiful Mongolian actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, half a day is not incensed, cordial asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who is that one day the owner was not at home, there is a change of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
lie outside individual home owner, the owner wondering, this is Who
door: for gas
9. One on the road to see a bunch of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a personal electric shock, and then took a stick to me two stick.
11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger ???A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long dragged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so happy Some that are exercise bike, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering, some that hit pedestrians or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little guy answered the telephone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her greeting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: Road in a car accident - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster uncertain ground beef recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too fast!
16. Stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one does not pull the left, he suddenly cried out ... ... ... ... cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizi, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not feel beautiful. A couple of contraceptive failure epigenetic a little boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to break apart his fist. Found inside a pill, and then speak a little boy: Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peer worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bike, not the palm handlebars, hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!
21. Monkey asked the fox, how to describe an elephant up with a song that ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: Tiger chasing two brothers, my brother is not run, said: had. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles, saw BEAN BAG beat on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: Rest assured, I have to fight it out feces.
24. A fashionable woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air urinal tissue wipe out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed:
25. Penguin is boring, I think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, taking many years, is coming, and suddenly think of it at home so gas did not shut
back, walked away, and went for many years, Close the gas, and starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
the door, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bear:
- do not play.
26. Junior high school, a math teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves rolled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
27. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you sell here, there are no carrots? impatient boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble, I took scissors to cut your ears!
over the while the rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? boss said: No. Rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: even though you called broken throat, that no one will rescue you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'll save you!
devil: that Cao Cao Cao Cao went to!
Cao Cao: devil, you told me why?
devil: Wow, see a ghost!
ghost: by! was found.
by: Nonsense, who found me? Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Why did I?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: How can I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
31. a king princess was asked to marriage, to an apple on the princess's head, who should have the opportunity to marry its princess shot.
first a man shot in the apple, he said: chase, the man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33.
flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts ? with!
35.
sun sun to grass to call: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
sun: My day ah
grass : I have grass, you in the end Who
sun: My day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
sun: My day, my day ah
grass : I am the grass.
sun's mother grabbed the phone: grass, I am his mother on the grass your mother okay?
36. male and female friends to go shopping,
girlfriend: Oh, good acid feet Oh.
boyfriend was nervous: how? is not stepped on a lemon?
37. Winnie asked the rabbit: Q: small bread? boss: No next day the rabbit came again: the boss, there are 100 small bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
the door, the third day of the rabbit: the boss, a hundred small bread? boss: It was too embarrassing, or not.
rabbits bounce on the fourth day came: the boss, there are 100 small bread? boss: Great! today, a hundred small bread ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!
39. his father took the bus.
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father : to stop it.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, the tie tiger The following candles have a rope, rope burns on Get out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
by Tiger said ! house crying all night, keep the wolf out the night, morning, Wolf said, choking back tears, was: men, men are liars! ! !
42. The girl asked her boyfriend river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you fucking dare to use the carrot as bait, I on the flat die!
44. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window, shouting: > sat next said: wrong!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao sighed and said: I carve to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled?
47. Once there was a candy, long walk in the street, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft
48. M: Do you like me?
Woman: You guess.
M: like!
woman: you guess again.
49. a mental patient in writing, the doctor asked: ...
children: his clothes off the side, while pants.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one of my only his left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title: after another
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad
topics: and they
children: my mother short and tall fat and skinny.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession. teacher reviews: Do not look too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :......... Subject: naive children to write: today's really hot.
teacher reviews: Do you really naive
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ ......... Topic: What is
children: a train passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
1,
school men and women toilet connected. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is embarrassed, the man next door heard the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale, loudly asked, A strong low boys next door: Patient, I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shaking. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick they gave me two sticks!
3,
biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly identify octopus hands and feet? Student A: put an ass to smell it, it will cover your nose is hand, the other is the feet. Class are down.
4,
always up to work one ring fart, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not fail to speak out? Then we see him sitting there shivering. Colleagues asked what he was doing, he replied: I now tune into the vibration friends!
5,
someone ride, heard a passer in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, Mom, I will sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever, fell into the ditch. Passers-by shouted: Mom! Gully ditch tell you, you ride? ! Killed deserve!
6,
carp and turtles to the marriage license. Clerk asked age of the turtle, the turtle said: 100. Clerk regret to say: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you are too young, not allowed to marry.
7,
a couple came to a wish the well. Her husband bent down, made a wish after throwing a coin into the well. Wife would like to make a wish, but she accidentally fell into the well when he bends over. Her husband was shocked, then smiled and said to himself: Lady always keep arguing, for a fish hook, and his wife, said: This fish is really poor. Husband said: Yes, ah, just shut up and not all right yet?
9,
science class the teacher asked: The teacher asked: , Spider shouted: a studious student, he used to earn a part-time winter tuition. During the day to help butcher flesh in the evening to the hospital internship. One night, there was a woman because of the emergency, surgery should be implemented by the little light to push her into the operating room. Panic pale woman to shout slogans: Shiyou pick up bags, and asked,
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