All of sudden, and I don't know why, my Windows version of iTunes 4.6 stopped recognizing the CD drive and would not play or import CDs. The Apple Support site was useless. So....I've been researching this for some time and finally I discoverd an answer. Here is the error message that kept coming up:

Then I got this much more "Severe" error when I tried to reload the app:

And finally I got a clue:

iTunes uses Gear Software drivers to read and write to CDs.
You can find the updated drivers at GEAR Drivers
Downloading and installing these drivers fixed my problem!
Yeah this fixed the problem.
Thanks a mil for sharing the knowledge 8)
/Johan
Incidentally this fix works perfectly for anyone who's had the same "registry settings used by the iTunes drivers" warning after installing other CD burning software. I installed Roxio and it over wrote iTunes ability to burn and import tracks. I thought i would have to reinstall the whole programme until i saw this post. Thanks very much!
Andy
Cheers! my pc was riddled with problems and once i got windowsxp back on its feet - this fix was useful to get my iTunes back on its feet too :-) good job mate!
Hey, I tried to install the GEAR drivers (there are two on the website btw??) They both give me
16 bit Windows Subsystem
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\AUTOEXEC.NT. The system file is not suitable for running MS-DOS and Microsoft Windows applications. Choose 'Close' to terminate the application.
[CLOSE][IGNORE]
I chose ignore and wasn't sure if the drivers were installed...iTunes continues to have the problem. So I goto uninstall iTunes and it won't uninstall!!! I click remove from Add/Remove Prgms control panel and an install shield window briefly appears and goes away. Nothing happens iTunes stays there...
Any advice????
Spot on mate. Thanks for doing the research for me ;-)
Many thanks - I did a fresh install of XP and iTunes this weekend and had this problem. This fixed it right up.
hey,
this problem was really starting to piss me off....
thanks for posting the fix.
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Thanks Ralph, worked a peach!
Thanks alot. The Apple support site is useless. Solved my problem after installing Easy CD Creator. Thanks again.
That above posted link doesnt seem to work anymore. Here is the new link to thier downloads.
http://www.gearsoftware.com/support/drivers.cfm
Downloading the first one listed (NOT the beta versions) worked like a champ
A year and a half later and this problem still surfaces, and this driver update still fixes it. Props!
Thanks guys, you rock! You fixed my itunes!
Thanks. This fixed my problem
EXCELLENT help!!!!
Thank for the info!!!!
I only spent 5 minutes or less on trying to reinstall itunes three times.....googled this site ......ran the driver progam and BAM....my problem is FIXED!!!!
THANK YOU!!!
Many Thanks. Excellent help. After installing the most recent iTunes 6.04 update (March 2006) I got the error message: "Registry settings used by the iTunes drivers for importing and burning CDs and DVDs are missing". Repeated installation didn't help. I downloaded the first one (Gear-)driver_installer.exe-file. Not the beta version. The file has to be expanded (opend) with WINZIP first. After running the (Gear-)driver installer the error message after opening iTunes 6.04 disappeared. An e-mail to Apple wasn't answered. Forget Apple support
Hi,
I'm a Dell tech and got a call from a customer with the same issue. A prompt googling with the error message brought me here and the fix worked like a charm.
Thanks.
Sumit.
I was and maybe still am having the problem with registry settings. I downloaded some driver installation from gearsoftware. I think the problem is fixed. But now I get this error message" iTunes could not connect to the Music Store. An unknown error occured (-3221). Make sure your network connection is active and try again. OK"
Since I'm a novice at this kind of stuff, I have no idea what this means.
Please help!
Hey, ive had the same problem. When i try to import songs from cds it rushes through them and they go for about.7 seconds.
I tried installing the gear drivers but im still having the same problem, Anyone got any ideas????
amazing.... thanks so much
A bit long, but worth a look.
Private cars on the road as more and more as a high-speed traffic, in the daily incident handling positions, encountered various kinds of accidents, many of them due to lack of safety awareness and serious consequences of the accident cases, the following, I will own several years of work experience, dealing with a highway traffic police point of view, to talk about highway traffic safety precautions, hoping to Division of Traffic Safety by friends help:
one seat belts to ensure safety
This is a commonplace problem, but also a lot of friends, a great injustice by the Secretary of the problem. Indeed, especially at the local drive on city roads, I personally view the role of seat belts is to meet most of the traffic police, the actual effect is not significant. And on the highway, the Department and not wearing a seatbelt, but the consequences of an accident resulting in the world of difference. I am out of the scene of an accident in 2007, I have the impression that at least two deaths from car accidents are unilateral not wearing seat belts cause, one of which is the Passat cars from the turn, the car is only one driver, if he wearing a seat belt, I think most are minor injuries, forensic identification of cervical spine fracture to death, all the body roll caused by the movement without restriction; second car is unilateral, when the front tire at high speeds, causing loss of control repeatedly hit the road barrier, a total of two and passengers, the driver line of the seat belt intact, while the co-pilot on the passengers because no seat belt, and the seat in recline reclining to rest, play results in the vehicle Shikong when thrown from behind the windshield at the car died.
Second, the tire when the control handle
mentioned a vehicle tire, car tire at high speeds, especially when the front tire cart tire than the consequences of severe, explosion Although the child can not be expected, but we deal with the accident is often found an interesting phenomenon: if the left front tire causing the vehicle lost control and crash barrier, hit the right side of the fence often, and vice versa. The reason is due to tire in the vehicle tire tracks and a different coefficient of friction, the vehicle's trajectory will tend to puncture direction, explosion left front wheel to the left side, right side right front wheel burst, and the driver in the correct direction when playing , pointing performance has been reflected in the flat tire on the vehicle, there is a flaccid, and combined with the confusion caused by a puncture, often resulting in over-correction, thereby artificially increasing the vehicle lost control, causing the left front wheel hit the right guardrail burst but even crash barrier on several occasions about the phenomenon. The correct approach is to puncture the vehicle, the first direction to grip, no matter to which the front side, to a fixed correction angle (and your actual speed related) and hard to maintain, but not the emergency brake, because when the vehicle vertical lines in the braking capacity is uneven, so that behavior control in a controlled deceleration process and efforts to maintain the original lane track, should not anxious to fight the correct direction.
three speeding speeding
hazards we all know, whether local or high-speed, will cause irreparable consequences. 100KM per hour if you drive a car, assuming you height 170CM, found that the situation from your eyes to the brain to make judgments, and then reflected in the brake, the physiological response time is 1.7S, while the vehicle when you already ahead of 47.2M. 40 meters away! Contains many helpless lives! We have the speed 70KM / H section of search speed (110 km we record), there are of cars actually ran 203KM / H, looking at pictures, we say that sooner or later have to reimburse the driver, it is his life, life in his hands, others powerless. For speeding behavior, I have only two things: one is the We hand BMW 745, Porsche Cayenne, as well as S80, whether Japanese cars European cars, as long as the speeding incident, the wearer of the wound injury, that does not delay. The highest levels of our high-speed highway was limited to 120KM / H, which is written in the law where the statutory maximum safe speed, it's not unfounded, according to data from abroad, more than 160KM per hour if a tire of the car accident occurred, whether you Does wearing a seatbelt, and passengers of the mortality rate was 100%! Remember, not 50%, not 99%, 100%! Letter to those who like a high-speed drivers put pedal to the metal in the end friends, pray for your safe tires strike.
four security checks before driving
or tire problem leads to the topic, this is a very coincidental factors, you say you are a new car? Our hands less than 5,000 km of new car tire, as models is not convenient to say here, but it can reveal a ** company ten million of the most common family cars; in addition to check the tires before the trip, as well as oil problems, oil problems, cooling fluid problems, and even wiper and glass of water should be carefully examined, when we have bad wiper work, scary, but why is the left wiper, sleet just another day, we can imagine We are dozens of kilometers of road that is how back home! Painful ah, this is the highway, the first shop in the middle of nowhere, but fortunately we are familiar with the road police, and the name of double lights flash drive so crooked neck insistence of the road, if for someone else, or suffer or it is easy to out dangerous. After returning home, vehicle inspection, turned out a screw rod wiper, not a dime to the cost of maintenance caused much trouble and risk!
five, highway markings, signs and warning
believe that many drivers often speed on high speed along a friend from time to time will find this kind of warning signs and warning lights, I had no high-speed dry time is not concerned about these things, but only in recent years did deep feelings that each bloody and brutal lessons, believe me, these things is the heart and not set free, with no more than a dozen articles, dozens of lives and the regularity of the big accident, speed, and we will not charge the company that twists and turns of. When you are on the road to see a similar warning signs, there must be awareness to reduce the speed and keep the car from, and prepared to deal with emergency preparedness, after all, from the United States, this used to get along with his wife and loving on safe driving very good.
six, try to avoid driving at night
In our current reality, which is a national general rule: the number of large trucks driving at night is much more than the day on the road running. In our case, the light that large trucks, day and night to achieve the 1:5 ratio or even higher, night patrol on the left is a slip of white light, the right is a red slip, while a string of no end in sight, which has confused us However, good vision during the day, traffic and small, why so many trucks to be nocturnal? Alarming as well as we are always through the night. Later, the parties by and chat with the driver know, during the day to load and unload cargo, maintenance of vehicles, find someone to work, and most importantly, Highways, overrun and traffic police are on the road during the day, less trouble driving at night! This has resulted in various accidents at night is high time, as the car and passengers, driving at night, traffic flow, density, ran fatigue driving, more driving license does not match, a large proportion of illegal driving and other traffic involved to result in greater security risks. And the higher the cart seat, highway across the central isolation did not stop shooting over a string of lights, the cart driver is almost blinding in the semi-state drive, so you are willing to drivers along the way and galloping along it?
seven, overtaking multi-purpose flash to remind
highway speed, noise, the vehicle in front of your car can not hear the horn when overtaking or multi-switch distance flash to remind each other more useful ; And, when you find that there are two or more lanes around large trucks from the more recent time, overtaking the back of the cart you have to beware of a sudden change lanes to overtake, then you just go next to him, it may really be fate, and believe me, those who change lanes to overtake a large truck in the lane change just before half watching the rearview mirror in the concept of even a Buddha, not to mention the car you are not likely to be found and the speed faster. And in the evening when overtaking, do not have to use high beam in your vehicle from the rear by ultra II, San Bai meters cut near the best light, the vehicle in front so you can better judge the distance with him and thus will not miscarriage of justice, you know, on the road to allow vehicles to see you more clearly, and you can clearly see the other side is equally important. Here, recall that in the city often do not drive at night or the name of distant lights will light motor vehicles and motor vehicle, they believe he can see the road and other vehicles, and whether others can see them? That is selfish and have no understanding of others, I have always despised these people.
eight, do not take non-emergency emergency stop emergency stop Road
Road, suggests that it can be used in an emergency lane. Dulu happens when we live out the most troublesome is the car occupied by an emergency stop Road, resulting in time we can not arrive at the scene, because the car lane, my record is carrying out exploration box walk seven kilometers scene, when the mind is really both angry and frustration: you do not think about it, since it has been Dulu,monster beats by dr dre headphones, the traffic police do not arrive at the scene before you wings to fly past? Seven, eighty t even turn on the road with a cargo vehicle, no cranes, rescue vehicles on-site access road to it? Although you block the traffic police, in fact, is blocking your own! This is not regarded as important, the most important is that these people do not realize the situation may be very critical front, some people may be bleeding, is trapped in the rescue vehicle is not yet arrived at the scene before you want to block someone else's survival of the wearer! In a sense, probably because you have taken emergency stop Road leaving the ambulance, rescue vehicle can not arrive in the scene, probably because you have taken up an emergency rescue vehicle parking only road leaving to take the risk of retrograde or U-turn from the central barrier, the risk of inviting ! Probably because you have taken up an emergency stop caused by the death of another indirect channel! According to China's Safety Law Article 82, paragraph 4, of the non-emergency cases take up an emergency stop channel behavior fined $ 200, and impose a six buckle!
If trapped in an accident in front of your family, you will take up an emergency stop tradition? Remember: Life is a road emergency stop channel!
nine, to protect the site? Ensure safety!
our group under the jurisdiction of about 170 km high-speed road, once the accident has been a point of three shifts, and later with the increase in personnel and the police to quickly (and sometimes ten minutes early to the scene may be can save a human life), we split into two incidents out of a police point of jurisdiction, can be like this, in their own area but also around two to three hours. Sometimes such incidents often receives the alarm: two sides of a simple scratch or rear-end, the fact that no controversy, no casualties, financial losses small, the vehicle can move, no matter how we may be advised on the phone, both parties refused to Move the car side of the road! We went to the site must be Seven eighty kilometers it! Fastest but also forty minutes an hour! Sometimes a hundred dollars for the loss of two cars cross the road blocking traffic for more than ten kilometers resulting Dulu! Faced with this driver, I have his heart pounding! Slightly for their own interests you, do not listen to the advice of the traffic police insist, if your vehicle is stranded in the road caused the second accident how to do? If your vehicle is stranded in the road, causing the accident behind Dulu how to do? If we can be sure that an accident caused property losses of personnel will be greater than your little accident, when, if the parties sued the accident behind you, although you may not be liable for, but you have to bear the hundred percent liability!
minor property damage occurred in a highway accident, if no casualties, both on the causes of non-objection, and have the ability to move the vehicle, be sure to move the vehicles parked within the road caused by an emergency stop, and now almost all the people There are camera phones, you can move with their mobile phone before the car will shoot two photos the original site, of course, preferably on the phone and communicate with the police on duty, rest assured that, faced with this will not make life difficult for you!
X.
course after the accident, said earlier a small financial loss simply an accident. If your vehicle on the highway or major property damage accident casualties, you must not move the site (except rescue the wounded), when compared to involve two important things: the warning signs and phone alarm . Resulting in a traffic accident on the highway vehicles can not move, we must at the scene to drive the direction of one hundred and fifty meters outside the warning signs, road barriers and personnel to move outside. Remember: some one hundred and 50 meters, and if you set the warning signs reach this distance, thereby causing the second accident, police accident then we will certainly give you the second accident in the planning responsibilities, the most at least a secondary or even the same! Unfortunately, with me on the highway a few years of practice, no party will be No! After fifty meters away in the car can set the flag on me with admiration! Remember last summer's midnight and I team on the back of a patrol unit of the old comrades of the way, half-size downhill in the opposite lane just found with a traffic accident, two trucks four or five parties on the or down or lying on the road behind the scene of the accident, Hude we were quickly connected to persuade people come up with a rush to get outside the fence, also before and after 35 minutes, passing a large truck on another person lying on the road just 34 meters in front of me hit from the scene of the accident! Soft leg was really say is false, if we are not on the road encounter, but received a warning call before the party scene, then this car will be a four or five people are not left! Of course, if your vehicle is not warning triangle or cone barrel, you can also brightly colored bag, or machine oil drums and even the roadside trees, etc. used to borrow, but do not lift a stone Oh! That nature had changed! Speaking of the police, often the parties after the accident, the first phone call the wife and kids, a second call a friend, and the third call the insurance company, until the thought police from the accident had been for an hour! If the second accident occurred because of this, I'm sorry, you just have to bear the legal responsibility of the second accident! After the accident, warning signs, who moved to off-road, the police in time these three indispensable part of any non-standard or consequences of accidents resulting in increased direct result of the second accident, the parties have to bear the corresponding legal responsibility . Rest assured, the insurance company's alarm time limit within 48 hours, and reported the next day you're never too late, why we must live in the treacherous evasive?
XI, do not discard the waste on the highway, not on pedestrian speed
these two are complementary, and how, do not understand? We are here every day, poor road outside the village on the road picking up empty bottles, could not finish in time to drive you from the first thrust him down a lap he hit the road and from the other end, which led directly to a consequence: Every year, our group from the nameless dead thirty-five cases, it is nameless corpse, because the scene was not the vehicle, and some large trucks at night or simply do not know scratch hit pedestrians, on-site crushing pressure of only incomplete flat body, and sometimes can not distinguish between men and women, only by DNA testing. As for the hit, and hit a few residues of each year, the reason is that you throw that out the window from one bottle, smashed vehicle, or from small, I believe that it must not put smashed you, but to replace it with a bottle that a small but vivid life, while not wealthy, you are at the heart endure it? When you roll down the window and discard the waste, you may be an indirect murderer!
past passengers friends, not to be hailed on the highway, ride it! There are those on the road picking up empty bottles and coal people, when high-speed vehicle hit the human body, people really broken! I will never forget that winter one p.m. much, I keep on the road in a headless corpse next to the dim lights of the Pharaohs in the local morgue to find a woman carrying my head toward the lens, we began suspected murder, the county two joint vice squad and forensic autopsy, and ultimately confirmed that the body is a huge impact force on the back, neck avulsion resulting in more than a hundred meters after flying, and later confirmed that the woman is not spirit good, toll monitoring showed that she is indeed a path of high-speed, as she wanted to do, who do not know. As the road was repeatedly crushed many cars I have seen too many bodies, so we often use shovels and sacks to their corpses, you can not imagine a person's body scattered on the road in 10X80M what the scene is a , you do not feel that fresh broken body is a kind of smell, it is natural you will never smell, and I do not want good-bye forever! Then smell!
twelve, parking, parking, or parking!
most important I have to say on the final surface. What is the fear of highway driving? Is the parking! In the high speed in traffic for whatever reason, resulting in road congestion and parking, the most terrible things may happen.
say what I want to focus here, the car, in that case, the driver noticed the car blocking the road ahead, we must immediately look in the mirror after the concept of big trucks have to follow you If so, be sure to slow down in advance and open the double flash after the car note to remind, to the back of the cart adequate deceleration distance and time, if the cart behind the horn or flashing lights to stop you, believe me, he must brake car, you will have to speed up the tract to the emergency stop drilling! Even if it will scratch your car.
year! Every year, we met several such accidents: Because Dulu, the car stopped at the cart waiting for release later, the results hit the back of the cart to the back of the cart in front of the front have hit the rear of the cart! Where is the car? ! Two, three, four, five! Several people is a small car a few human lives! In the framework of a few millimeters thick, dozens of cars, under the impact of the weight of hundreds of tons thinner than the paper! Do not take what superstition you car, do not consider themselves safe, I have seen only opened after the compression of a meter long red car, I have seen the van being pressed into metal, I have seen people trapped in fire twisted figure and howling, I have seen people who packed only two-finger width head
you may ask, Why stop down the back of the cart? Believe me, he did not want to stop, he too wanted to stop the car and come! But you've seen contains nine tons of nuclear pull fifty tons of goods, but it? Have you seen the real core containing nineteen tons, but it contained ninety tons of the tanker? Have you seen the real core contains thirty tons was set one hundred and thirty tons of the giant it?
traffic police had not allowed punishment unload overloaded car, the way you look at the big trucks are, 10 cars have nine and a half more or less overload, no more no profit, ultra will not lose money! It is far from the traffic police will be able to solve a problem encountered, particularly downhill side, you are such a big trailer to the back to fasten one hundred head of cattle are kept pulling him! Here put aside.
Dulu or to advise all met the car driver, the car stopped, even if the knife should all leave out the next move to off-road vehicle quickly, until you car seven or eight more vehicles on the back of the cart and then return to your car! Why wait seventy-eight? 2006 had a car even hit my hand record of thirteen cars, no one in our group has been able to break you like you are the first few? It is impossible to go forward from emergency stop Road, took three hundred meters and then find a free parking space channel, preferring to let the traffic police fine you Erbai dollars, cheaper than life! Here, I reiterate: a life emergency stop channel is channel! One of your escape!
XIII other
did not think this could even write an impromptu essay so much. Finally, I have a few simple practices to tell the friends and passengers on the highway:
1, co-pilot position on the friends, the safest seat is the seat behind the driver, I believe I, in case of emergency, the driver that he is instinctive subconscious avoidance behavior, you and his superior-subordinate relationship, the feelings of affection or even no use here. If you are a back sleeper in the rest of the carts passengers, even if you choose to head towards the direction of the driver, you are willing to lose a leg or This is not the choice of topic!
2, injured in traffic accident the cause of death for the highest proportion of traumatic brain injury, abdominal organ injury, excessive bleeding and shock and death; so unless you have professional medical knowledge, in the absence of the injured identified injury of the circumstances, it is best not easily move the wounded, otherwise, he fractured ribs may be in your If the injured limbs bleeding, you can physically near the heart of his bleeding side joint top of the belt with lace or tight to stop bleeding and timely warning, this is the most important.
3, on the highway, all non-normal driving conditions, should be open in time double flash! Including parking, in front of Dulu and construction, single-channel release, in front of an accident, into the fog zone, and so on.
4, a major accident on the highway the driver's driving experience is 6-8 years! Believe me, you read right, the data from the city, province across the country are the same, is because you are sure to appreciate. Practice makes perfect? Mature students can be proud!
5, always to be with you on the road with other vehicles as rookie, do not put their lives and property rests in the hands of others hope. (As if we saw the driver on hastened illegal way to avoid driving farther ^-^) 6, on the highway before, to plan a good line, about as much as possible along the road, the vehicle fill up and maintain mobile feeding electricity costs enough, or you put down to the wilderness, it is really no way turn into the earth ah heaven!
7, there is a digression, and now an average of 50-60 km of the highway will set up a service area or parking area, when you encounter a small vehicle failure or when you are in urgent, please adhere to the service area to resolve. After all, regardless of your vehicle parked in the emergency parking lane road was widened, not only to you and other people's traffic safety hazard encountered at night, also is likely to premeditated or criminals fled provide a rare opportunity to make a fortune.
8, the last an idiot tips: Alarm call is always 110! Not in front of area code!
whenever a word in mind: a good driver, not in how his superb technical driving, but his mind whether there is safety awareness. I feel very well written, whether you do not open the drive, you should know, because your life is only one.
!1 female friends' birthdays, we discuss four of a zero-fat
result, they did not send.
2. students between classes to the toilet, pull the end that did not bring paper, and other less than people, the phone arrears. Desperate, he called to the 10086, ask for help. . . It is said that there silent for a long time ... he was class classmates received this text message: Dear China Mobile users Hello, your classmates so who in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
3. Netease morning to see one comment, the original is shot
floor: you keep cool all over, listen to the 5 floor, how to say? ! ~
Second floor: I think the 5th Floor, rightly said.
floor: 5th Floor, say the voice of the people
floor: 5th floor does that very well!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
4. bedroom on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take, to get downstairs to ask aunt, and then climb up to open the door, go also key, and then climb up, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, times. But after 50 years of
6. night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, and I am very well done, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a little man, unable to control the results of the last to cry.
7. a man the courage to QQ, MM affectionate confession, while MM replies: I was her mother, I have come to steal food
8. nothing to look at the morning's home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content, on the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
9. the north wind that blows the students spotted a mother and daughter combination that girl is really good, after a fierce ideological struggle, the students all the way north to the parking lot to track them, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter ~
north fainted, girl face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: br>-law after the two drove off.
10. bedroom has a brother one day that the wma is Who I am in a lot of MP3 songs are his singing.
11. the classroom teacher by name: 'Ye' ....
12. that day suddenly found my aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt,Beats by dre solo HD, but did not Sanyi. So my dad would ask: Why did not I Sanyi? My heart also thought for a moment: Is when the Sanyi in the small dead? My dad said: You Sanyi is your mother!
13. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search out from under his bed a women's underwear (in fact, I), and then asked him, he refused to recognize the beginning, I never thought in my tight schedule Next, I began to admit even holding.
14. Netease Yichang users [7] (221.233 .*.*) the original paste:
once my husband and I quarreled heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted
above his head ready to put an ass to him to smell good vent, mended, too much force pulling directly to the pile of feces in his face.
15. men travel on the outside, suddenly home to hear a man snoring in front of the sound, the men silently walked away, send a text message to his wife: divorce it.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the small lion!
16. there is a class bell we all have to go home, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot right foot,
results next to me to see my classmates motionless, quickly propped me, and then broke out around my ears mad fan ...
17. a classmate, his computer will automatically start every morning (estimated because the dorm room the morning when the moment calls open red).
result, he took a break old posted on the computer. . .
18. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to find her father standing in the rear, the look of thoughtful expression. . One night she was very depressed, that gay very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm, said: retreat, the result is found, weighs, I saw that the boys shouting br>
22. faint and drink to a restaurant bathroom to urinate, he saw words written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, a strong point!
24. Singles on the eve of his girlfriend received a text message, Friends, I am not a bachelor! has received a: You receive this message, you wants.
25. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, spent half a day his wife went to the toilet, so the number of more, her husband would have asked his wife: in the toilet doing? seems pretty vent? wife said: toilet brush! husband asked fucking toilet brush can vent? wife said: do not know, anyway, are used in each your toothbrush
26. One time I went to rent this Kindaichi diffuse it, just to see the second page on the tears, I do not know which day to kill the person in a blue ballpoint pen on a drawing of a ring, write, this is the killer ... ...
27. afternoon on the bus, the bus card bang when thrown out of the slot in the
28. whim, to take his photo when computer desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...
29. high school with theory nonsense
will
a joke no one laughs
we discuss spoof on him a whole class, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father's death the
I immediately burst out laughing, others silent.
31. I put in a fart on the bus,
see around have waved, face pain,
I play wave.
next to the woman turned round to me: you do not install the
32. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
a saw the old lady, serious, said: read the book to see who you are. his wife is sick or go to the hospital early, worship is useless
33. elementary school only a few cents of pocket money every day, Once save for a few days, finally bought a bag of spiced seeds, whole class, when secretly knock, and seeds on the desk drawer of the whole shell,
looked at in class when the seeds shell and greedy So the seeds with the shell and into his mouth again, feeling tasty Well..
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, shell only no meat is eaten taste.. the result that one afternoon a bunch of students around the edge of my seat twice to eat the seeds I licked the shell ????
34. to a friend's house to play, it happens friends wife in feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children against child refuses to nurse jokes: fast food, or uncle to eat. 55555, not to see them up.
35.2L your own photos right? really nice to help the province a large sum of money I do not eat it all year
36. water and soil, it saw a cashier in a very serious pile of coins a few kids ran, ran sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight.... and then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
37. We used to have a baby dorm (male), when a little honest (stupid), and sometimes Shade cute there once at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he would say, so I money, to find three girls and we taste it was his tune up, and asked him then, I saw that he was calm, to play mahjong ...
38. chat with a sister she said: The day before yesterday my boss, a man, and really understand like, look back on my computer a long time, said, This is work time! > subway, suddenly a man child's phone ringing,
public passengers a: grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone.... grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone.... Grandpa , then gave your grandson to the phone and saw that the man child ?????
long period of slowly pulling out the phone, answer: Hey, Dad, what ????
41. think One thing to
University University of final exam, candidate number required to fill out papers on TMD
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42. I particularly fierce junior high school teacher, every Friday before school are will be the opening lecture. once the situation to the excitement at her, rightly said, head deeply buried. I remember a man lying on the desk, biting hard hand...
43. a male colleague has been entangled girlfriends, to develop relations with her. all the cheek to make excuses asked her phone number. helpless girlfriends, touched the bag, the fifth anniversary of the elderly at home last week, went to the second cemetery, happened to buy a packet of tissues, above the crematorium phone. then included the numbers tell their male colleagues.
day a male is very confusing to tell everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? The response: what is sent prior to yesterday? been burned prior to yesterday's, today's not into the furnace.
44 there times friends will want to fill in personal information.
even naively silly fill anti-occupation and the zodiac.
not had any problems! but I zodiac chicken ah, crazy ...
45. to study Xu Yang village, township leaders personally accompanied us to the ground end of the village, I going to be head, suddenly want convenience. mayor pointed to the front of the Maocao Peng said: to get there is, I quickly ran towards Mao Caopeng to go, just open the straw mat, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. then shed sister cried: brothers, I hope next move about, the two of us squatting down ...
46. hostel buddies strong storm, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: You Kanba prodding flies, said: a live, shaving a Well good thick neck thick floating on the water Daikin chain ?????
48.2009 on July 22, I see a man on a BBS, said: During the day, and white damage I had one night. elegant twist to the hotel.
report back at night, today really was approached by numerous, strike up a conversation topics are: dishes not on our tables together? Miss Shing-point rice trouble. snowflakes to 2 bottles of beer! ask where the toilet? Here is the wedding of XX and XX do?
50. brother ride a bus, car, a beautiful girl always looked at him brother thought: the girl may be interesting on their own, can not help but mental alacrity. girl station to get off. Upon seeing his brother with it down immediately. the girl walked in front, from time to time to look back. brother summon the courage to run forward, not without humor, approached and said: Rice is not my child have his face ah? You know that do not rub.
The time will come when we must all face up to the ultimate question:
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